Non veg jokes

Aik train main daku ghuss aaye or pporee train ko loot lya, Beti:


daddy main nay apne ring save kar le or usay apne pussy main dal

dya, Daddy: Good .. Agar ye apne ammi ko bata datein to humara

SuitCase bhe bach jata......



Tention hai to charas loe,

dimag kamzoor hai to badam ka juice loe,

khoon ke kami hai to Anaar ka juice loe,

Mardaza kamzori hai to.. to .. to.. No Problem .. Mera Lund Choos

Loe..



Boy to Girl: sex kartay hoay zyada maza larki ko aata hai ya

larkay koe? Girl: agar tum apnay kaan(ear) main ungle(fingure) dalo

gay to kaan ko maza aata hai ya unglee koe....



Girl: I m like a radio, my left nipple is volume, my right nipple

id tuner,.. Boy turns both but there is no sound. Girl Said, Stupid

neechay Cell(batery) tera baap dalay ga.



Question: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman's lips?

Answer: That's the best way to shut a woman's Horizontal mouth &

open the Vertical one...!



Once a boy came late to class.. Teacher said to him: tumhien

periods k miss honay ka zara bhe ehsas hai ? Boy Said: jee.. bohott

ehsas hai .. tub say jub say mere sister k periods aana ruk gaye

thay .. ammi bayhosh hoe gain thin abbu ko heart-attack hoe gaya tha

or mazay ke baat ye k humara driver bhe bhag gaya .... ;)



Larka Larki say: tum gana bohot acha gatey hoee ..

Larki: nahe yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hon,

Boy: acha... to kisi din bulao na dono mil k Mehfil jamatay hain ..



A Girl Sitting in Examination hall with Sardar je..

Girl: main aap ke naqal mar loon?

Sardar: Aahooo.. tu mere naqal mar lay phir main tere Asal maroon ga ...



Aankhein dewangi main laga baithay...

Dil Aashiqui main hara bethay....

Aap to award yafta GANDU Niklay...

KHUHRAY say bhe Gand Marwa Bethay...



Ek aurat apne padosi k sath sex kar rahi thi, k tbhi uska pati aa gaya aur padosi ko pitne laga,


Patni boli: maro aur maro prai aurat pe hath dalta hai,

itne me padosi uske pati ko pitne laga,

Patni fir boli: maro aur maro ''NA KARTA HAI NA KARNE DETA HAI

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PERSON WHO IS COMITTING SUICIDE AND A VIRGIN ? _ _ _ _ONE IS TRYING TO DIE. ....... THE OTHER ONE IS DYING TO TRY.....

One Mouse was fucking an Elephant in a coconut farm.


1 coconut fals on elephant's head.

ELPT-Ouch!

MOUSE-Ouch vouch kuch nahi Gandu, apna shot to aise hi hota hai.

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai

__Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai

____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai

__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai

_____________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai

___________________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai

_________________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai

_____________________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai

_______________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai

_____________________________________Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai

_________________________________________Izzat hai to Ladki hai

______________________________________Ladki hai to Tension hai

________________________________Tension hai to Concern hai

__________________________Concern hai to a Khayaal hai

______________________Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai

_________________Khawab hai to Growth hai

__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai

______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai

__Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai

Bas ghumnewala chahiye